The Shoe Lover's Cookbook: Shoe Recipes for Every Occasion
Book Details
Author(s)Rebecca the Shoe Chef
ISBN / ASINB00AI21VM6
ISBN-13978B00AI21VM7
MarketplaceUnited Kingdom 🇬🇧
Description
"If you'd rather laugh out loud than cook, then you'll love this silly cookbook!"
This isn't really a cookbook. I mean if you're slightly insane or perhaps hopped up on illegal narcotics, then you might think these 35 shoe recipes look good. Trust me, they're horrible. But you'll absolutely love this cookbook anyway because of the ridiculous and even downright absurd recipe descriptions. Like this...
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Shoe Quesadillas
Here’s another ridiculously easy recipe. Except since we used the word “quesadillas,” then we should probably use the Spanish word for shoe. So, to be authentic, you’d say “Zapato Quesadillas.”
Except sometimes those foreign languages mix things around, so maybe it’s “Quesadilla del Zapato.” Or maybe it’s “Antonio Zapato Banderas Quesadilla Ooh La La.” Though that sounds more like a Spanish dish made by a French chef.
In any case, the only thing I know for sure is that no one will be saying “uno mos” when you serve up this Mexican dish…
1 package flour tortillas
1 lb Oxford shoes, cut into strips
Your favorite cheese
Butter or margarine
Fry the shoe strips until everyone else in the house wanders into the kitchen and asks you what that god-awful smell is. Lay out a tortilla, put down an artery-clogging layer of cheese and sprinkle in your shoe strips. Put another tortilla on top. Butter the outside and fry it in a pan until golden brown.
Since we’ve already got a cross-nationality thing going with this recipe, you might as well pretend you’re the Swedish chef from the Muppets when you’re putting your quesadilla together. Try this: “Zarrrparto dellll queersardirlo… Bork! Bork! Bork!”
*****
It doesn't matter if you hate cooking. It doesn't even matter if you don't like shoes. In fact, it might help if you hate shoes, because this cookbook destroys one pair of shoes after another. And you know what? It will have you laughing yourself silly on every page. You're gonna love it!
So download the "Shoe Lover's Cookbook" right now... and the next time someone says your cooking tastes like boiled shoe leather, you can smile and say "Thank you!"
Bon appetit! (Or not.)
This isn't really a cookbook. I mean if you're slightly insane or perhaps hopped up on illegal narcotics, then you might think these 35 shoe recipes look good. Trust me, they're horrible. But you'll absolutely love this cookbook anyway because of the ridiculous and even downright absurd recipe descriptions. Like this...
*****
Shoe Quesadillas
Here’s another ridiculously easy recipe. Except since we used the word “quesadillas,” then we should probably use the Spanish word for shoe. So, to be authentic, you’d say “Zapato Quesadillas.”
Except sometimes those foreign languages mix things around, so maybe it’s “Quesadilla del Zapato.” Or maybe it’s “Antonio Zapato Banderas Quesadilla Ooh La La.” Though that sounds more like a Spanish dish made by a French chef.
In any case, the only thing I know for sure is that no one will be saying “uno mos” when you serve up this Mexican dish…
1 package flour tortillas
1 lb Oxford shoes, cut into strips
Your favorite cheese
Butter or margarine
Fry the shoe strips until everyone else in the house wanders into the kitchen and asks you what that god-awful smell is. Lay out a tortilla, put down an artery-clogging layer of cheese and sprinkle in your shoe strips. Put another tortilla on top. Butter the outside and fry it in a pan until golden brown.
Since we’ve already got a cross-nationality thing going with this recipe, you might as well pretend you’re the Swedish chef from the Muppets when you’re putting your quesadilla together. Try this: “Zarrrparto dellll queersardirlo… Bork! Bork! Bork!”
*****
It doesn't matter if you hate cooking. It doesn't even matter if you don't like shoes. In fact, it might help if you hate shoes, because this cookbook destroys one pair of shoes after another. And you know what? It will have you laughing yourself silly on every page. You're gonna love it!
So download the "Shoe Lover's Cookbook" right now... and the next time someone says your cooking tastes like boiled shoe leather, you can smile and say "Thank you!"
Bon appetit! (Or not.)
