SEPTIC TANK: Of the Betrothed
Book Details
Author(s)Fairlie Sweet
ISBN / ASINB00AI3YDZ2
ISBN-13978B00AI3YDZ9
Sales Rank3,604,267
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
Whether you are looking for a chuckle or a belly laugh while on a plane, train, or automobile, then SEPTIC TANK FOR THE BETROTHED is the eBook for you to read! It is hilariously funny and loaded with one-liners and real-life situations that will stir the funny bone in everyone, including your boss! #Funny
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God must have had a field day putting my parts together! My Dad is tall, grumpy, mean, well educated and has no common sense at all, while my Mother is extremely short, sweet, gentle, and not well educated, but has a world of common sense. Oh yes, did I mention that my Dad is well built, although my Mother has a wide behind and skinny legs? Guess which parts God felt that I should receive!
God, I hate evolution!
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The only good thing about being up this early is the wonderful quiet! It is greatly appreciated that it is too early for the birds with their terribly loud and thunderous chirping. Peace and quiet is covering the land, and I love that in a morning or any time of day!
At that very moment, just prior to daylight, the damn birds start their ceaseless banter. In a relatively short time the noise increases to the point that it sounds like I am in the Amazon River basin!
God, I hate birds!
Quietly taking out a sheet of paper, I write a note to Santa. Please bring me a BB-gun for Christmas.
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This story portrays the disaster that occurs when a seemingly happy couple decides to marry, and to invite their parents to join them at their home on the weekend of the wedding. The girl friend unexpectedly does not like the idea of her family meeting her beau at any time, especially prior to the marriage. However, the groom-to-be insists and it is a decision he will live to regret.
The sarcastic girl friend’s mother is constantly saying inane things that consistently perturb our hero, but still he bites his tongue to the point that his mind cannot handle any more and he simply implodes. Of course, his family is no better if not worse than his girl friend’s family. Both families eat and drink—and wipe on his precious toilet paper—until there is little money left for the couple to survive upon, let alone marry.
In addition, the very thin walls of their mobile home allow even the most private conversations to be readily overheard, and it provides the reader with one belly laugh after another.
Some of the problems that arise for the happy couple will stem from the fact that her parents cannot hear well, so they shout when they believe they are whispering. His parents have their own problem because they cannot see well, so they do a lot of stumbling around in the dim lit hallway. These hearing and seeing tribulations are a combination that naturally brings about conflict between the families.
Soon, there are family members sleeping in every vacant spot within the mobile home, including his sister’s family with all of their mental and emotional problems. In time, some of her family ends up in the hospital and some in jail.
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Other books by Fairlie Sweet are available.
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God must have had a field day putting my parts together! My Dad is tall, grumpy, mean, well educated and has no common sense at all, while my Mother is extremely short, sweet, gentle, and not well educated, but has a world of common sense. Oh yes, did I mention that my Dad is well built, although my Mother has a wide behind and skinny legs? Guess which parts God felt that I should receive!
God, I hate evolution!
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The only good thing about being up this early is the wonderful quiet! It is greatly appreciated that it is too early for the birds with their terribly loud and thunderous chirping. Peace and quiet is covering the land, and I love that in a morning or any time of day!
At that very moment, just prior to daylight, the damn birds start their ceaseless banter. In a relatively short time the noise increases to the point that it sounds like I am in the Amazon River basin!
God, I hate birds!
Quietly taking out a sheet of paper, I write a note to Santa. Please bring me a BB-gun for Christmas.
****
This story portrays the disaster that occurs when a seemingly happy couple decides to marry, and to invite their parents to join them at their home on the weekend of the wedding. The girl friend unexpectedly does not like the idea of her family meeting her beau at any time, especially prior to the marriage. However, the groom-to-be insists and it is a decision he will live to regret.
The sarcastic girl friend’s mother is constantly saying inane things that consistently perturb our hero, but still he bites his tongue to the point that his mind cannot handle any more and he simply implodes. Of course, his family is no better if not worse than his girl friend’s family. Both families eat and drink—and wipe on his precious toilet paper—until there is little money left for the couple to survive upon, let alone marry.
In addition, the very thin walls of their mobile home allow even the most private conversations to be readily overheard, and it provides the reader with one belly laugh after another.
Some of the problems that arise for the happy couple will stem from the fact that her parents cannot hear well, so they shout when they believe they are whispering. His parents have their own problem because they cannot see well, so they do a lot of stumbling around in the dim lit hallway. These hearing and seeing tribulations are a combination that naturally brings about conflict between the families.
Soon, there are family members sleeping in every vacant spot within the mobile home, including his sister’s family with all of their mental and emotional problems. In time, some of her family ends up in the hospital and some in jail.
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Other books by Fairlie Sweet are available.
