HUMOR AND MADNESS, Junior: REVISED EDITION

This revised volume contains arguably the third longest sentence ever written, consisting of 62,705 words (according to Microsoft WORD count), and which sentence is also the world’s longest preface in both absolute and relative terms, longer than the hitherto longest preface in absolute terms written by George Bernard Shaw for his “Saint Joan,” which he wrote in his small rural, chronically wet, “flood” and “gap” English village called Ayot Saint Lawrence, Herdfordshire, England, in 1924; it is also longer than the hitherto longest preface relative to the main body of the book (recognized by a world-famous European-based world records organization) written by this author for his “Humor and Madness” (the Senior), the seminal idea and the first draft of which he began to release, ejaculate if you so desire, during his youthful years, circa 1997, when the energy of youth enabled him to pursue beautiful ideas embodied by and/or nested in beautiful women, and when even his unbeautiful ideas were in return deemed attractive to them, in his small, rustic, and also chronically wet and flooded House of Youth, once upon a time as such but now just a house of youthening (a la Merlin of Camelot), of youthening phantasms and fantasies of yore and youth, in a shaded nook and cranny of South Saint Julian, Vigan, Ilocos Sur, the Philippines, more than a hundred meters from the eastern riparian shore of the slumbering Mestizo River, the result of an act of insemination and/or conception that occurred long before the mind-boggling “Yot” was invented by man, and which according to the Games Magazine was the “best mechanical puzzle of the year [2008],” and which is described by the website Yot.com (as of 20 December 2008) as “The Yot is a shiny metal disc that holds a US silver dollar coin, and the challenge is to remove the coin without power tools,” meaning that the challenge and/or the supreme joy is to engage in the game of yot gently and tenderly, yet compellingly and intensely, with imagination and creativity, sans the use of force and intimidation, sans injury and laceration; there is small wonder then that, according to the said website, ”the amazing Yot is fast becoming the country’s favorite pastime ... and medical studies have shown that regular yot, that is, mental stimulation with puzzles and games keeps your mind active;” so the yot must be good for you, at least for your health; and so for your sake, for your welfare, for the wellness of your well or that which is supposed to be watery especially in the inside, for your happiness, do play the game of yot, and the author would be pleased a lot if you would at least or even more than once in a while consider him as an indispensable party or player thereof, also for his own sake, please; but, first, for a foreplay, please read further on, that is, this “Humor and Madness, Junior: Revised Edition.”