So You Want to Start a Super PAC: a Billionaire's Guide to Buying America

Billionaires of Amazon, if the 2012 election cycle taught you anything, it should at least be that anybody who's anybody has his own super PAC. In this semi-comprehensive guide to starting and managing your super PAC, you'll learn all sorts of new skills you never thought you needed: cleaning dirty money to fund your PAC, acting "independently" from a campaign while still knowing exactly what's going on, subverting the ideals of the democratic process to further your cause, and more!

This guide will walk you through the process of creating your PAC from beginning to end, and you will be provided with almost all of the paperwork you will need, so there will be no ambiguity. (I hope.) Besides, who wants to waste time being confused? You've got a nation to buy, so get to it!