Over Exposed

Detective Inspector Ralph Charles has a problem. Half his men have been seconded to police a girls’ International Under 12’s football tournament and stringent cuts to the force’s budget are starting to bite. Now there’s a flasher on the loose and to make matters worse the latest victim is the Police Commissioner’s favourite niece. The Commissioner wants an arrest – and fast – or Ralph and his testicles risk separation. Fortunately for Ralph a pattern of crimes starts to emerge, and when the police receive allegations about improper goings-on at a naturist club they reach the inevitable conclusion. But was it really wise to send a pair of work experience students into a naturist club as undercover agents or could it turn out to be a recipe for disaster?

Add a dozen nuns, a ‘B-movie’ actress, a trigger-happy police Constable with a penchant for flower arranging and drawing rude pictures of the male anatomy, a woman with an unorthodox cure for venereal crabs, a donkey, and as bizarre a bag of other ingredients as you are likely to find this side of Pyongyang and you have the answer. As the police statement said: “It’s easy to confuse nuns with nudists. They both begin with the letter ‘N’ after all.”