The One and Only Super-Duper Omni-Max Supreme

Joey never wants to go to bed, so his father his an idea. He goes down into the basement and puts a "Keep Out!" sign on the door. For a month the family hears bangs and bomps and whoops and booms. Then Dad comes upstairs and says, It's done!" He takes Joe downstairs to see the One and Only Super-Duper Omni-Max Supreme, a giant bed that whirls and bounces and walks and cooks snacks and fluffs pillows and tucks you in. "You say you have no fun in bed. It's true and I believe it. But in the Super-Duper bed you'll never want to leave it!" The family brings the giant bed to Joey's room and Dad begins to read the instructions that explain all the amazing tricks the bed can do. It can cook pizza, serve snacks, act like a merry-go-round or a roller-coaster. The bed has so many contraptions, it takes a 700 page book to explain them all and to explain all the things that can go wrong. "With so many instructions, the problems never end. The Super-Duper Omni-Max mostly needs a friend." Every night Dad reads from the giant book of instructions till Joey drifts off dreaming of all the wonderful things his bed can do.