Crap Day at Shit Creek (and Other Tosh)
Description
** NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! **
Three ludicrous, uproarious tales guaranteed to make you gurn, yodel and froth at the ears, or your money back.
Crap Day at Shit Creek
When trigger-happy Nathan 'Black Ball' Carillo arrives at Shit Creek, life is turned on its head. Appointing himself Sheriff, the population are either shot, hanged or jailed. But how will the townsfolk react when they discover Carillo has not one, but 237 dark secrets in his past? And for all his bravado, can he stand his ground when the Belch Gulch Boys hit town demanding two dollars fiddy?
The Truth Fog
Graham's on his way to an important interview, but will it go according to plan, given that an experimental truth-inducing gas has escaped from a nearby lab?
Whodunnit?
Detective Inspector Harris has a hard time identifying the killer of a mysterious house guest, murdered in a most bizarre way. Everyone from the condescending butler to the host's naïve, sexy young daughter is a prime suspect, and the conclusions Harris draws from each clue are dubious to say the least. But can you identify the culprit before he does? Yes, you can, because he's a bonk(anag).
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
"I thought my last book was the worst ever written, but I've moved the goalposts with this one."
Isaac Ummin, The Author
"Never heard of it."
Richard Head, New York Times
"While reading this on the tube, I was so shocked that my knickers blew off."
Mavis Prudely, London Gazette for the Frigid
"Well I disagree with the previous reviewer, my knickers stayed on from beginning to end. And I laughed out loud all the way through, even though I'm a fictitious person!"
Chris P Duck, Freelance Restroom Hygiene Executive
Also by Isaac Ummin:
Harry Pobbit and the Fifty Shades of Zombie Vampire Werewolf Trekkie Alien Eastend Hunger Twilight Life of Bi.
Three ludicrous, uproarious tales guaranteed to make you gurn, yodel and froth at the ears, or your money back.
Crap Day at Shit Creek
When trigger-happy Nathan 'Black Ball' Carillo arrives at Shit Creek, life is turned on its head. Appointing himself Sheriff, the population are either shot, hanged or jailed. But how will the townsfolk react when they discover Carillo has not one, but 237 dark secrets in his past? And for all his bravado, can he stand his ground when the Belch Gulch Boys hit town demanding two dollars fiddy?
The Truth Fog
Graham's on his way to an important interview, but will it go according to plan, given that an experimental truth-inducing gas has escaped from a nearby lab?
Whodunnit?
Detective Inspector Harris has a hard time identifying the killer of a mysterious house guest, murdered in a most bizarre way. Everyone from the condescending butler to the host's naïve, sexy young daughter is a prime suspect, and the conclusions Harris draws from each clue are dubious to say the least. But can you identify the culprit before he does? Yes, you can, because he's a bonk(anag).
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
"I thought my last book was the worst ever written, but I've moved the goalposts with this one."
Isaac Ummin, The Author
"Never heard of it."
Richard Head, New York Times
"While reading this on the tube, I was so shocked that my knickers blew off."
Mavis Prudely, London Gazette for the Frigid
"Well I disagree with the previous reviewer, my knickers stayed on from beginning to end. And I laughed out loud all the way through, even though I'm a fictitious person!"
Chris P Duck, Freelance Restroom Hygiene Executive
Also by Isaac Ummin:
Harry Pobbit and the Fifty Shades of Zombie Vampire Werewolf Trekkie Alien Eastend Hunger Twilight Life of Bi.
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