100 Reasons You Don't Suck

You know what? You don’t suck.

Trust me. I’ve been around a lot of sucky people in my life…but you aren’t one of them. And I’m going to prove it.

This book will show you many reasons why you don't suck, but I think in this area I'll focus on some ways to tell if you DO suck. You might suck if:

- You double-dip in the hummus George Costanza-style at parties.
- You regularly take up more than one parking space with your precious automobile.
- You don't cover your mouth when sneezing if alone.
- You loudly insult your kid, other players, and the refs at sporting events.
- You constantly text while driving, setting a *great* example for the tweens/teens in the car with you.

Uh oh...do you see yourself in any of the examples above? Well if you do, then fear not. Reading this book will prove to you that your suck to don't suck ratio is overwhelmingly positive. Meaning very clearly - you really don't suck. You see, none of us are perfect, but we are much more perfect than we think.

This book won't cure your baldness, but you will feel as sexy as Michael Jordan/Howie Mandell/Patrick Stewart/Andre Agassi after reading it.
This book won't take away your aches and pains, but you'll be so focused and entertained while reading it that you'll forget about them.
This book won't bring a supermodel into your romantic life, but it will show you that your current relationships do mean a great deal to you.

Time's up. Buy it. Read it. Live it. Because quite frankly, you don't suck.