A Cheesy Romance Novel (Elven Bard Book 1)

No matter how hard Renee DuFromage tries, she can’t seem to escape the humor of her name. What is an elf to do? Her twin sister, Bri, won’t stop using their mental connection to act as a peanut gallery and Greek Chorus, but annoying as she may be, she loves her and she’d be sick without her. Literally. Renee finds love when she travels with her Celtic Punk band to the Ferdinan Annual New Groups Festival (FANGfest). Things take a turn when she finds out that her new sweetheart is a vampire. There’s a tap dancing dragon, a virgin sacrifice and Faeries shedding glitter EVERYWHERE! Someone is suddenly out to kill Bri and Renee has to move fast to keep from losing her and in this strange town, you never know who you can trust.