The Best Ever Book of Marshallese Jokes
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If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Marshallese jokes is for you.
In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Marshallese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Marshallese Jokes is so unoriginal; it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Marshallese joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you.
This book has so many Marshallese jokes; you won’t know where to start. For example:
Why do Marshallese citizens wear slip-on shoes?
You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.
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An evil genie captured a Marshallese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst.
The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.
The Marshallese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!
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Did you hear about the Marshallese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house?
The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.â€
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Why do Marshallese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke?
Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
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In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Marshallese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Marshallese Jokes is so unoriginal; it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Marshallese joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you.
This book has so many Marshallese jokes; you won’t know where to start. For example:
Why do Marshallese citizens wear slip-on shoes?
You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.
***
An evil genie captured a Marshallese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst.
The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.
The Marshallese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!
***
Did you hear about the Marshallese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house?
The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.â€
***
Why do Marshallese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke?
Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
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