Presidential Politicians on Parade: A Political Satire

A hit parade of presidential contenders past, present and future has convened on the set of a surreal, absurd, yet all-too-believable cable talk show, where the rules of the reality-based universe don’t apply and the host wraps himself in the flag, literally. He poses this question to his guests: what do you look for in your ideal candidate? Their answers will take the Real Americans watching (or reading) at home on a hilarious satirical ride through the potholes and pitfalls of 21st century U.S. politics.

Like a Saturday Night Live sketch in prose, "Presidential Politicians on Parade" will let you do the following:

* Discover how much Mitt Romney has in common with The Beatles!

* Listen to Rudy Giuliani explain why budget-balancing, not Monica Lewinsky, was Bill Clinton’s biggest mistake!

* Hear John McCain observe why Chris Christie’s ice cream cones are good for fighting off hecklers!

* Learn the difference (?) between Barack Obama and the radical right!

* Meet backup dancers from Guantánamo Bay!