Inspector, that depends, what she look like? (Down and out in Albion Book 1)

He is lonely. He is a writer...
A strange call leads him to become a detective in a convoluted novel full of laughter, intrigue and unusual plot twists. The only problem is he is loud mouthed, likes woman to much, clever, lazy, drunk and flat out of inspiration.

Will he find a muse?
Is the girl all she's cracked up to be?
Can anybody truly be the focal point of their own lives?

Philosopher/delusional writer believes in nothing until he hears the sound of her voice.

A book that merges genres, satire in one way, a flat out story in another.
The reader can make of it what they will... in all a pathetically funny book.