The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Funnier Than the Titanic (A Humorous Swipe at Life)

Fancy a Mediterranean cruise with a difference? Are you Sure?

WELCOME ABOARD

Idiots do idiotic things, especially when cruising on the high seas
You'd be amazed at the fun to be had on a Mediterranean cruise, Life on the ocean waves ain’t what it used to be

MEET THE CREW

SLY FOXY, your English speaking host, who knows how to con his customers
EVIL AGGIE, the senior citizens' hostess who will make you ‘walk the plank’, and brings tears to the captain’s eyes
LAMB & LETTUCE, the mankini wearing fitness coaches who can turn beautiful ladies ugly
DAFT DONALD who gets caught naked on stage
SPARKY THE ROBOT, the destroyer of masterpieces
PIERRE, a strange little Frenchman who boasts of winning the war single-handed
BIG DICK, leader of the gang with little to gain and everything to lose

JOIN IN THE FUN

Knock out Sugar Ray Shit-for-Brains and earn yourself fifty quid
Dine at the Captain’s table and watch an old lady head-butt him in his unmentionables
Clean up at the casino with a little help from a robot.
Take part in the Antiques Cruise Show and lose all your valuables

WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD

David Attenborough frightens the ladies
Somali pirates invade the ship … sort of
Mr Angry gets thrown off the ship
A cat burglar takes to a lifeboat
A war breaks out between salsa dancers and rock ‘n rollers
An unplanned Titanic re-enactment unfolds

ENJOY AN EVENING AT THE THEATRE

Take your seat for a talent show to end all talent shows

YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT CRUISING THE SAME WAY AGAIN

Cruising ain’t cruising unless it’s with the Village Idiots Cruise Club. Step aboard - You’ll love it

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