The Satanic Proverbs

Arise.
Sharpen your claws to razor precision.
Unleash the passion of your primal demon.

What would The Devil say if you asked for advice about, you know, life 'n stuff?
I'm finally ready to dish.
Come get some.

This is not head-in-the clouds philosophy.
This is not some "ism."
This is where the rubber meets the road.