Self Publishers Must Read! Fake Amazon Reviews - 2nd Edition - Bring it on Hacks! How to Spot Them and Call Their Bluff! - eBook Publishing - Marketing ... - Marketing Strategies - (Self Publishing)
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2nd Edition!
Reviewer C. William Anderson is no dummy folks. You see, he is someone who is extremely leery of the intentions of people in general. I totally get this because I am the very same way. There is always a catch, ALWAYS! My catch is that my niche has been infiltrated and all but destroyed by this certain crop of turd that I refer to as internet marketing hacks. They are being led by the nose by their leaders who are what I call internet marketing shysters. One day Mr. Anderson who knows a lot more than he leads you to believe he knows, will see that I am in fact on his side in this whole mess.
This is just way too easy people. These shills are not
very smart at all. They are dim witted internet trolls who only
think in between the lines that are drawn out for them by their
gurus.
Please do me a favor and scroll on down to the reviews.
I am going to show you exactly how to tell the difference from
a review that is real and a review that is put out by the hacks
that I am trying to warn you all about in all of these eBooks.
First look at the review from Amazon customer. Now click onto
what this dude spends his time reviewing. Do you see all that? Should I
name off all of the titles of the books he reviews or do I need not say anymore?
Now look at that 4 star review and take a gander at what he reviews.
Can you see what I am getting at here?
Now Amazon customer has every right to drop a 1 star review
onto my page with full intent of trying to destroy my chances of
anyone ever purchasing this little eBook. This is his only reason
for leaving that idiotic review. But ask yourself what does he not want any
of you all to see?
He got this eBook for FREE! And I sell it for only 99 cents which
I only make 35% of that. The content inside is far more valuable to
not only legitimate self publishers but to readers of eBooks and books
in general. I am exposing a certain crop of turd in all of these eBooks
and they absolutely do not like it at all.
You see they are used to being the bullies not the other way around.
I am not wagging my finger at them in these eBooks, I am butting up my
nose against theirs and staring them dead in their ugly fat mugs.
So ask yourself why was Amazon customer who reviews dozens
and dozens of books that are in one type of specific niche waaaaaaay
over here downloading free eBooks in this niche? Hmmmm? Makes you
kind of wonder why right?
What makes me laugh is how he thinks bagging on my little eBook
and calling it poorly edited (btw its not even edited kido) when he reviews
books that are written by kids in third world countries for peanuts and
pumped out (pun intended) by the hundreds by internet hacks is
supposed to stop people from purchasing it? People arent purchasing
this for its editing quality kid.
Nor are they purchasing it for its page count. I dont need to do
the little tricks (that I will expose in future eBooks) that make these hacks
eBooks seem twice as long and sometimes longer than they really are.
To be perfectly honest kid. I am not after your little niche anyways so
go and practice your felching, or go and get a facial or something. From a
spa of course, get your mind out of the gutter. I am after the bigger dogs in
the yard so dont worry you and your crones are ok by me.
So go and tell all of your publishing hack buddies that it is not them who
it is that I am targeting here. Kapeesh?
Now be gone with you. You are like a gnat bugging me as I am trying
to eat a piece of watermelon.
P.S. Kid.
PPS. I am only doing this for the handful of legitimate self publishers on the internet who are very few and even further in between.
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