You Can't Stay Here: Closing Time Part Two (Alcohologist Chronicles Book 6)

Have you ever been watching South Park or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and thought, "This show is just too wholesome and family friendly?"

If you answered "Yes!" please continue on.

Mercenaries.
Drug addicts.
Unapologetic Miscreants.
Impregnators of Norse Deities.

All of these have been used to describe the crew of the Omni-Dimensional Airship, The Betty White.

Follow along with their adventures as they travel through all of time and space, screwing - or screwing over - gods, aliens, ancient ones and the occasional everyday schlub.

Make no mistake. These are horrible people doing horrible things.

From sick minds for sick minds.

The Alcohologist Chronicles

EPISODE 6 - You Can't Stay Here (Closing Time Part Two)

With the powers of Alcohology quickly waning due to rampant sobriety, the Alcohologists have just enough time to make one desperate strike against their most dreaded nemesis, The Teatotalogists.

Can they save the Universe from a slow, torturous Death by Boredom?