A Month of Bedtime Stories: (Bedtime storybook collection, funny bedtime stories for kids aged 5 - 11, perfect for nighttime read-aloud reading. Free for KU/Prime))

Treat your child to A Month of Bedtime Stories!

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BOOK DESCRIPTION

Cowardly dinosaurs, alien dogs, time-traveling slugs, fish in spacesuits, cows disguised as ants, disco-dancing horses ...

This bumper collection of funny bedtime stories for kids is designed for parents to read to/with children aged five to inifinity. It places the child at the centre of each crazy adventure by making him/her the central character. Containing heavy doses of humour which can be enjoyed by parent and child alike, and with a whopping thirty-one stories, this collection is designed to last a whole month. But can you leave it to just one story per night?

READ AN EXCERPT

From Shootout at the Deer Sisters’ Hideout

When you got to the Deer Sisters’ hideout, Badger Cassidy shouted, “Stop hiding in there and come out with your hands up!”

“No we won’t!” shouted the Deer Sisters. “We ain’t a-going to no jail!”

That was a double negative, but you didn’t mention it.

“We ain’t a-plannin’ on a-takin’ you to no jail!” shouted Badger Cassidy.

That was another double negative, but again you didn't say anything.

“We just want some of that there caster sugar!” shouted the Sundance Pig.

“You ain’t a-havin’ none of it!” shouted the Deer Sisters.

That was another double negative but this time it was just too much and you couldn’t stop yourself.

“‘Ain’t a-havin’ none of it’ is a double negative!” you shouted. “If we’re not having none of it, it means we’re having some of it!”

“Just you try!” shouted one of the Deer Sisters.

“Who cares about double negatives?” shouted another Deer Sister.

“Ain’t no one here don't care nothing for no double negatives!” shouted a third.

“Gosh darn it!” you shouted. “That’s a quadruple negative!”

“Who cares?” shouted another Deer Sister.

“What an annoying kid!” added another.

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A MESSAGE FROM THE AUTHOR:
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Greetings from Australia!
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I am the evil writer Neil Roy McFarlane and I wrote the book A Month of Bedtime Stories 'cos I'm such a clever clogs.
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In my book you did lots of things like exploring uncharted puddles in a submarine full of bees and visiting Planet of the Grapes and discovering toothpaste at the centre of the Earth and hunting greater spotted sausage monsters on the Hulunbuir Grasslands of Inner Mongolia!
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You also hit my robot kangaroos on the head and made them go 'zzzzt!' which I wasn't very happy about, I can tell you.
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I suppose you'll never forget those amazing adventures you had, will you? What? You've forgotten already? It must have been that bonk on the head you got.
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What's that you say? You don't remember getting a bonk on the head?
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It must have been that bonk on the head that made you forget getting a bonk on the head.
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Etcetera etcetera etcetera.
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If you ever want to visit me, I'll be in my castle in Australia. But you'll have to get past my robot kangaroo guards first!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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