I Refused To Wipe Myself So My Mom Quit Her Job

If you are reading this that means that you are thinking about buying it. Do you really want to spend your hard earned money on a book with a guy taking a shit on the front cover? For the same price you can get a really nice sandwich. Doesn't that sound delicious? No? Okay. You've been warned. Buy the book. Enjoy all the gambling, sex, and drinking. Enjoy the near death experiences. Enjoy them you sick human being. Take pleasure in another person's embarrassment.
PS- Thank you for buying this book and not a sandwich.