Nine Years Naked

Brad Dixon has a secret, and although he would like to be more open about the fact that he and his wife are naturists, Brad is worried that his career would be jeopardized if his colleagues at Two Valleys District Council were to find out. So when tragedy strikes at his beloved Hidden Lake Sun Club, Brad finds himself faced with an impossible conflict between his work at the Council and his desire to help the club avoid financial ruin - particularly in view of the lurid goings-on alleged to take place there. Things go from bad to worse when an Open Day at the club designed to attract new members succeeds only in encouraging those for whom a ‘naked lifestyle’ can only mean a sexual free for all.
Can Brad help the club avoid ruin? Can he avoid the voracious appetite of a reincarnated Queen of the ancient Iceni tribe and worse still that of her drug-crazed husband? Did the club really released an over-inflated love doll into the path of the local air-sea rescue services? Does corduroy absorb diarrhoea better than other fabrics? Is it really appropriate to enjoy a whole body orgasm within two kilometres of a place of worship? These questions and many others are almost answered as Brad struggles against the British attitude to sex, nudity, and the madness that is the English planning system. Warning: Contains strong language, and material of an explicit adult nature including comic sex that some may find offensive, distasteful or generally slightly unpleasant.