50 Best Jokes ：Improve Your IQ : Make You Smarter ：Part 4
Book Details
Author(s)John Martin, Hillary Green
PublisherAbraham Press
ISBN / ASINB00LDEWM1W
ISBN-13978B00LDEWM19
Sales Rank1,536,962
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
This is a collection of jokes,
ideal for any age and situation.
A Pretentious Scholar
A pretentious scholar was keen to show off. One day when he was being rowed across a stream, he asked the boatman: "Do you understand philosophy?"
"No, sir, " said the boatman. "Then, " said the scholar, "one-fourth of your life is gone." After a while he asked again, "Do you know geology?" "Nothing at all," said the boatman.
"Well, that makes one half of your life gone," said the scholar. Just then the boat suddenly tipped over. The boatman asked: "Can you swim?"
The scholar said, gasping for breath: "No." "Then your whole life is gone," said the boatman.
Improve your IQ,
Make you smarter.
ideal for any age and situation.
A Pretentious Scholar
A pretentious scholar was keen to show off. One day when he was being rowed across a stream, he asked the boatman: "Do you understand philosophy?"
"No, sir, " said the boatman. "Then, " said the scholar, "one-fourth of your life is gone." After a while he asked again, "Do you know geology?" "Nothing at all," said the boatman.
"Well, that makes one half of your life gone," said the scholar. Just then the boat suddenly tipped over. The boatman asked: "Can you swim?"
The scholar said, gasping for breath: "No." "Then your whole life is gone," said the boatman.
Improve your IQ,
Make you smarter.
