Screwups: Sex Memoirs of a Bumbling Horndog: Part 1, My Misguided Youth

"The first time a real-life woman ever actually touched my penis—or to be more specific, the first time a real-life woman ever actually touched my penis after I’d learned I could use said penis for more than just peeing—the real-life woman was a doctor. And I got a hard-on. And my mom was in the room."

An unflinching, sometimes funny, often cringe-worthy memoir of a young American male coming into his sexuality. Reading this might make you feel better about your own shameful experiences, but it's not recommended for timid or prissy readers.

Also note: it's only around thirty pages long.