The Second Incarnation of Beelzebub

“I wanted to start a new religion. I don’t know exactly why I chose Judea and Galilee in the early days of the Roman Empire. It felt right. I was looking for maximum effect.”

Thus begins the new semi-autobiographical account of the Life of Jesus by his Arch Holiness Lord Beelzebub, the Lord of the Department of Hate, the Supreme Commander of the first, the fifth and the seventh armies of Hell. Powerful forces were arrayed against him: the Romans, the Jews, the Apostles, the Shin Butt, the Priesthood, the Hittite Banking Cartel, the Krill, the Goddess Ishtar, Lucifer the Satan, even Yahweh himself – each with their own agenda. In Beelzebub’s own words. “It didn’t turn out at all as I intended.”

A harsh and cynical, moderately hilarious satire of the Life of Christ. Long overdue.

This book is not suitable for minors.

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The Chronicles of Beelzebub consists of:
Book 1. The Second Incarnation of Beelzebub.
Book 2. The Department of Hate - A Love Story.
These books can be read in either order.