Diary of a (Not So) Superstar: Basketball and Boogers (A side-splitting sports adventure for ages 8 & up)

Tell me if this has ever happened to you. You’ve just settled in for a long, well-deserved summer vacation. You have nothing planned except hours of video games, tons of soda drinking, and most importantly not moving. Then your mom comes in and changes everything. Suddenly it’s super important that you do something productive that will get you out of the house and being active. Sound familiar? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me this summer, but that isn’t even the worst part. Do you know what my mom suggested that I do? You’ll never guess, so I’ll just tell you. Dance class. Not just any dance class. My little sister’s dance class. The same one! Could there be anything worse for my social status? I seriously doubt it. Well, obviously I had to think of something else, and that was when it hit me: sports camp.

I’m Colby Walker, and this is the record of my hilarious first day at sports sampler camp.