Auntie Jodi's Helpful Hints

Sassy, brassy, and classy: Friendly advice on negotiating parties and lunches from everyone's favorite showbiz aunt, delivered tongue-in-cheek . . . with a glass of champagne and a wink. If you like to read on your cell phone at dinner, this book is NOT for you.
Auntie Jodi's advice is fun, upbeat, non-PC, and even—once in a while—serious. See if you can pick out the hints that are meant to be taken literally.