Why God Hates the Aardvark: Essays, Book Reviews & Other Such Nonsense

"Why God Hates the Aardvark," is finally being released to the public –uncensored! After years of litigation, censorship, and suppression at the hands of various Yemeni and French Dictators, readers all over the world can now possess the unedited version of this classic work. The book reviews, essays, and articles contained in this anthology boldly provide definitive answers to hitherto taboo questions. Who among us has not wondered how Alex from "A Clockwork Orange” would have written "Hamlet?” Why is it that for centuries so-called “journalists” have avoided confronting such important universally applicable and vexing questions such as, “Which hell-born beast ought one be more afraid of - the Chimera or the Gorgon?;” Until now no critic has had the balls to ask what has been on the tip of the frontal lobes of all intelligent readers, "Is 'Go, Dog. Go!' a children’s' classic or fascist diatribe? And a are these concepts mutually exclusive?;" Further, "Why God Hates the Aardvark, specifically reports what “words” ought to be in the dictionary and are not and why these words have been excluded. People who are familiar with the writer-editor of this masterpiece are the very same who are sick (and yes tired) of being told "Hey-that's a fragment sentence!” and, "You spelled that wrong and, "Your grammar sucks-ass!" These loyal readers will find comfort and aid between the pages of this book.