When a bald little alien named Dean heads out in search of Earth, he's shocked to discover he's not the only one looking for a way there.
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For over a hundred years Dean's planet has been receiving mysterious television and radio transmissions from Earth. They don't know why or how, but they DO know one thing... they can't get enough of the overly-emotional creatures calling themselves humans.
But, curiosity turns to tragedy as streams of local hero's are sent out to investigate the Earth transmissions, never to return.
Now, it's Dean's turn.
Follow Dean Kilmer as he befriends the most feared creature in the galaxy, gets hunted by killer monsters, reveals ancient mysteries, and eats way too much fake bacon.