Local Bastard: You're Never Too Young To Start a Crime Family Season 1 Episode 1
Book Details
Author(s)Walter B Campbell
PublisherGhetto Palm Prose
ISBN / ASINB00Q9JU2X6
ISBN-13978B00Q9JU2X3
Sales Rank1,936,983
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
You're never too young to start a crime family.
So says Walter B Campbell, who pounds the weathered keys of his swanky man's aqua-teal Remington Star-Tab in the shadowy corners of an abandoned spermicide factory to piecemeal for the perverted, martini-swilling subconscious that roams the Turkish bath-like bowels in us all, an über-violent yarn (Is there any other kind?) spun taut around the neck of love, honor, charity and compassion; to put in their stead once they've fallen forever limp, larceny, murder, vice and vengeance.
The main ingredients needed in order for the recently orphaned and natural born killer elite, Lonny "Da Golem" Denato, to fire-up the nunnery stove and cook up something delightfully cold.
Join forces with our intrepid (or just plain stupid), larger than average, eight-, or perhaps nine-year old anti-hero as he is welcomed into the dark City of Angels by a sudden gust of xenophobic wind adept at killing rude, condescending cats boasting funny accents with head-crushing impunity, threading a narrow, bloodstained carpet for Lonny and his loathsome ilk to tread heavily upon and add heartily to its crimson mix while lumbering toward a homicidal adder in the guise of that coveted, dangling carrot called happiness.
Short reads surreal fiction, Short reads crime family series, Short reads Los Angeles noir, Short reads dystopian mystery, David Lynch, humor urban fantasy, dystopian urban fantasy
So says Walter B Campbell, who pounds the weathered keys of his swanky man's aqua-teal Remington Star-Tab in the shadowy corners of an abandoned spermicide factory to piecemeal for the perverted, martini-swilling subconscious that roams the Turkish bath-like bowels in us all, an über-violent yarn (Is there any other kind?) spun taut around the neck of love, honor, charity and compassion; to put in their stead once they've fallen forever limp, larceny, murder, vice and vengeance.
The main ingredients needed in order for the recently orphaned and natural born killer elite, Lonny "Da Golem" Denato, to fire-up the nunnery stove and cook up something delightfully cold.
Join forces with our intrepid (or just plain stupid), larger than average, eight-, or perhaps nine-year old anti-hero as he is welcomed into the dark City of Angels by a sudden gust of xenophobic wind adept at killing rude, condescending cats boasting funny accents with head-crushing impunity, threading a narrow, bloodstained carpet for Lonny and his loathsome ilk to tread heavily upon and add heartily to its crimson mix while lumbering toward a homicidal adder in the guise of that coveted, dangling carrot called happiness.
Short reads surreal fiction, Short reads crime family series, Short reads Los Angeles noir, Short reads dystopian mystery, David Lynch, humor urban fantasy, dystopian urban fantasy
