The Christmas Napkin: All the wacky hijinks you'd expect from a story about a piece of cloth.
Description
Soon after a caveman donned the first loincloth (which was soon after a cavewoman announced, "Urg grom," which in those days meant both "Hello" and "Look, pal, I don't need to see your loins 24/7"), he used a corner of it to wipe an annoying clump of mastadon guts from his chin and the concept of the napkin was born.
There were numerous refinements in napkin design over the next million years, but perhaps none so glorious as the one that took place in a small kingdom hundreds of years ago when a clueless prince, his frustrated princess, and a somewhat put-upon servant came together to inadvertantly create the MOST BELOVED ICON IN THE HISTORY OF HOLIDAY ACCESSORIES! This is the story of the first Christmas napkin.
There were numerous refinements in napkin design over the next million years, but perhaps none so glorious as the one that took place in a small kingdom hundreds of years ago when a clueless prince, his frustrated princess, and a somewhat put-upon servant came together to inadvertantly create the MOST BELOVED ICON IN THE HISTORY OF HOLIDAY ACCESSORIES! This is the story of the first Christmas napkin.
