The Fall: BBC TV Series 1 and 2 Episode Guide

BBC's The Fall TV series set new standards in serial killer hotness – standards that may never be met. Six feet one and tons of fun Jamie Dornan's Paul Spector launched a thousand guilty fap fantasies among the watching female public with his granite grey eyes, nutcracker pecs and fuck-you-lady death choke. His equal and opposite nemesis DSI Stella Gibson is a 3 foot tall weirdo with a Bridget Jones accent, a fondness for swimming and a wardrobe of 394 identical silk blouses. As the bodies dropped all over Belfast Paul was there to counsel the bereaved which was fair enough as he'd killed most of them.

Against the odds this ridiculous premise produced a thrilling, disturbing and unmissable show. TV critic James Donaghy guides you through all 11 episodes of series 1 and 2, ruthlessly dissecting Paul's evil masterplan, figuring out why you can't get a good babysitter these days and why the PSNI is the worst police force in the world.

PLEASE do not read if you have any trace of human decency, sensitivity or good intention towards your fellow man. This probably won't be your thing. Move along, there's a love.