Say it isn't So!

A collection of humorous personal essays from the author of the best-selling chick-lit series, Private Air.

Before Billie Bates settled down to a life of marriage, children, and writing, there was her other life. The crazy one. The one you’ll wish wasn’t so.

If you’re a fan of Chelsea Handler, Jen Lancaster, and other irreverent essayists, you’ll love these candid tales, ranging from the world-travelled author’s hazy teenage years through to present day.

Not for the feint hearted or easily offended.