Dear Reader your pet may be a servant of Dear Leader!: Signs your pet is a North Korean agent

Is your cat acting suspiciously? Was that a North Korean flag your dog was hoisting over his dog house? Is your tortoise preparing an artillery line for an inevitable North Korean invasion? These are all very serious threats we face on a day to day basis. Luckily, this short guide for freedom lovers, will tell you some of the key signs to look for in your pets actions.

Don't just read this for yourself, read this for America.