Hanging With Humans

It’s time for The Zeldar Show, where the audience tunes in every day to watch host Trazil Krang, the “Funnest Guy in the Galaxy,” send someone down to an alien planet at the edge of the universe. Today’s contestant is Glendorp Freundzap, a nice young Zeldarian who puts his pants on one leg at a time—all twelve of them. Glendorp is thrilled to be headed for an exotic little planet called Earth. There he’ll enjoy taking part in a classic human ritual known as the high school prom.

Hanging With Humans is a wacky story about another part of the universe. Watch out—they’re not like us!

Praise for Patrice Fitzgerald

“One of the sharpest minds and clearest voices writing today.”
Hugh Howey, NYTimes bestselling author of WOOL

“Fitzgerald has an eye for nuance, deftly striking chords that will resonate with readers for days.”
Jason Gurley, bestselling author of Eleanor

“Fitzgerald’s sharp and evocative prose pulls the reader into her stories.”
Rysa Walker, WSJ bestselling author of Timebound, winner, 2013 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award

“Her stories are strong, her characters vibrant and her imagination comes to life for her readers.”
Ann Christy, bestselling author of Strikers and the Silo 49 series