Sex Confessions, Debauchery, and How Men Think: Hilarious Stories of Pursuing Women with All Balls and No Game (humorous stories sex, funny sex stories, ... getting women, one night stand,young adult)

My name is Paul. I am young, dumb, and full of lust, but self-deprecative and socially perceptive enough to humorously re-tell my female escapades.

Guys: laugh at my failures getting rejected. Women: get DEEP inside a man’s mind. Through my collection of real-life stories, I will be sharing my reality of pursuing women for one-night stands. Hear my harshest yet hilarious judgements of women as I face rejection (and a touch of success) trying to manipulate women into sleeping with me. I lack scruple and some might even say compassion, but you WILL enjoy hearing about it.

What I'll Be Sharing...

• How I managed to bring 3 beautiful Norwegian blondes back to my apartment
• The worst thing I have had spit in my face
• How I leveraged another guy’s hitting on a girl to get her
• How I did not nearly have sex after buying a girl a chili dog
• Much, much more!

What the Fans Are Saying...

Laugh-out-loud funny stories combined with crisp, self-aware writing make this title a must-read.

These short stories have a way of giving you confidence knowing that there are guys out there getting themselves into complete failure with women, laughing it off and then finding success.

Paul's self depreciating humor is clever and entertaining. You can't help but want more.