Shenglish for men

Probably the funniest book about women and the men that have to put up with them, ever written.

”Kitchen – the place where the modern woman relaxes and drinks her coffee;”

”G spot– a myth invented by women for the joy of making men stumble through the dark. Even if it weren't made up, it would still be impossible to find, let them try to discover a grain of sand in a bucket. Blindfolded. With water in the bucket. With a heart rate of two hundred beats per minute and an erection as long as a broomstick”

”Gemini – an extraordinary star sign that gives the world beautiful, understanding, clever women who are light-years ahead of the bitches coming from the other eleven signs. My wife is a Gemini and she can read;”

”One second, honey – time interval ranging between one and three hours, which she uses to arrange her hair, pluck her eyebrows, put on mascara, line her rouged lips, check herself in the mirror; a phrase she uses especially when you're rushing to a meeting which takes place at a certain hour, and you're enough of an idiot to tell her you can't be late because it's very important.

How can she look less than perfect if it's so important?”