The Dark Minions: Midnight Squad

Midnight Squad: The Ties That Bind was supposed to be the happy send off for the Midnight Squad (At least until I can think of some plausible reason to bring them back.) Unfortunately for me, you guys really and truly loved the first two books and kept clamoring for a third that I had no way possible way to give you (Yet). I always want to make you guys happy. So I sat there and thought to myself what could I possibly do to give you what you wanted. My first thought was porn, but then I looked into a mirror and realized that I could never possibly afford to pay for all your therapy bills. So I needed something that you would all love, and it had to be something that didn't also involve my manly man bits (older grayer and saggier than they were when I wrote the first Midnight Squad) swaying across the internet like that poor wrecking ball Miley Cyrus molested in her video. That's when it hit me. I would actually give the fans what they wanted. So I took as many of the requests that the fans of the first two books made to me, and I put them in action. What came about is Midnight Squad: The Dark Minions. It's a book named after you guys. Inside you'll read what is essentially the wish fulfillment of many of the fans. Have you ever read a book and said to yourself, "Man I love that book, but I wish they had done (insert something here)." Well that is exactly what I did. I wrote a book filled with short stories and novellas. If you wanted bisexual three ways, then I wrote three ways. If you wanted a werewolf fart joke then by God I wrote in a werewolf fart joke. If you wanted spankings then there were spankings. In fact inside this book you'll find your favorite bisexual vampire sociopath Penny, her fiance Grim the vampire horseman Death (yeah...the guy in the apocalypse, not the weird goth kid that fills your popcorn at the movies.) There's still the lesbian werewolf Danika dropping some interracial loving on her favorite human in the whole wide world...Niki. There's sex, comedy, more spankings than the comics code would ever have allowed, and Cleveland. You will laugh, you might cry, you'll sympathize with a very traumatized dog. Along the way you'll read about lots of very extremely adult situations (Yes Virginia, there are dirty sex parts!) If you like reading stories about sex, and violence, and comedy, and highly inappropriate behavior then Grab yourself a copy. So to all you fans of the first two books, this one is purely for you. I love you guys. Drop by and say hello on my facebook sometime. I'm always ready to be somebodies dancing monkey for a few minutes. Now unzip your pants, close the shades and let's all get ready for astounding amounts of sex and violence in three...two...one.

*Authors Note*

This is a collection of never before published short stories and novellas for the bestselling Midnight Squad Series. It is over 150,000 words total. (So yeah, you're getting an insane amout of completely new content...enjoy.)


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