Fifty Days of Paine

The pun begins when a shy, submissive hardware store clerk, who knows her nuts from her nipples, meets a domineering, wealthy, and very experienced plumber. There could be a flood of emotion or their relationship could go down the drain—nothing more than a pipe dream—before they tie the knot and are bound forever.

Plunge into this heart-wrenching tale and you may find yourself smirking in no time. Water you waiting for?