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The messenger of wisdom is back. Having returned from Monte Carlo, Switzerland, and Luxembourg, where he had to visit his new yacht, his money and some gold bars, and all the taxes he avoids to pay, His Distinguished Excellency Mr Moses Abdullah, member of a distinguished family of philosophers, inventors, stock market gamblers, and goat breeders, sets again the gold bar standard when it comes to self-help, self-improvement, and self-irony. Sorry about that long and challenging sentence. (B.A.C. Miller)