Screamers: A Gathering of Scraps of Humor, Delicious Bits, & Short Stories

This is another rare book published without Mr. Twain's permission. Two of the sketches, "ON CHILDREN" and "TRAIN UP A CHILD, AND HE GOES AWAY" are probably not written by Twain. Be that as it may, this volume has 33 sketches, most taken from THE GALAXY magazine. This is NOT a scan. It is a transcription that has carefully been edited to appear as close as possible to the original but in a digital format. The following is a list of the sketches contained within this book:
Holiday Literature
Baker’s Cat
The Story of the Good Little Boy Who Did Not Prosper
Story of the Bad Little Boy
The Sunday School
Poor Human Nature
Wit-Inspirations of the “Two-Year-Olds”
Dan Murphy
Soda-Water
How I Edited an Agricultural Paper
Enigma
An Unburlesquable Thing
The Late Benjamin Franklin
The Undertaker's Story
A General Reply
An Entertaining Article
“History Repeats Itself"
Running for Governor
The Poor Editor
My Watch-An Instructive Little Tale
Favours from Correspondents
A Sandwich Island Editor
The Portrait
Doggerel
Mean People
Answer to an Inquiry from the Coming Man
The Danger of Lying in Bed
Almost Incredible-True Story of Chicago
A Travelling Show
On Children
Train up a Child, and He Goes Away
About Barbers
Vengeance