Aliens Drink Beer Too

Humankind have has been cut off from the Galactic community all of its life.
Now aliens are here, in our Solar system. But instead of invading us with their superior technology, they only want what is best for us. They want to help nurture Mankind, to bring our civilization into the fold of a Galactic community which numbers over two million sentient species. They want us to reach our full potential, and they want to trade technology with us, including a near unlimited power source that draws energy from beneath the physical realm of the Universe. They want to buy our television programmes, our films, our culture, and our beer. They would sell us a new planet! And also they consider genuine crude oil to be one of the highest delicacies, which is actually worth over $100,000 per barrel on the Galactic market. Oh dear! But first, they must prepare us for the culture shock that is first contact. And this involves subtle intervention, using precise mind manipulating psychotronic beams pointed toward particular individuals, together with directly acting 'Interventor' agents, who may be walking among us as you read this. And, there may be robots.

Contains strong language and explicit sexual material that some readers may find offensive. Sci-fi, comedy, erotica.