Comedy Quickies by Baby Hand

Comedy Quickies by Baby Hand is an autobiographical collection of comedic short stories ranging from marriage and intimate relations to the awkwardness of adolescence and aging without grace and everything in between. Each chapter can stand alone but together they paint a picture of a particularly peculiar life that is almost impossible to believe is true. The brutally honest self examinations that cover horrifying embarrassments, physical oddities and harshly learned life lessons will most certainly bring any reader to tears by laughter. The book reads like a transcript of a stand-up comedy routine of complete absurdity that seems beyond belief but, unfortunately, is completely true.

If laughter is not appealing then maybe a reader might be enticed by a story that will inevitably make anyone feel at least slightly more "normal". So whether you love to laugh at ridiculous situations or you have the need to feel better about yourself for some reason... this book is definitely for you.

Some topics include: the emergence of a first white pubic hair, colonoscopies and the discovery of a ball lump, shrinkage, accidental intercourse flatulence, the birth of my first child (as I perceived it), human sexual origins, the act of baby proofing and hemorrhoids.

Other chapters, that must be read to be fully understood, include: "The Last Time I Wore Sweatpants", "Reverse Banana Hammock", "Caving" and "Smell My Finger".

These stories are not for the faint of heart. They are lewd, crude and otherwise likely to offend many. But to all the delinquents out there, like myself, that love to laugh and lack morals and decency this will thoroughly entertain.