SJWs Never Lie: Censorship is Tolerance! Freedom is Slavery! Ignorance is Strength!

Despite the claims of evil bigots, those who fight for social justice never lie. And if they did, the means would be justified by the ends. The once-proud title of Social Justice Warrior has been dragged through the dirt of prejudice and hate long enough. Now, three prominent writers speak out in their defense, and on the public battles of our time:

“I, like, totally, don’t pay any attention to that racist, sexist, homophobic douchevelociraptor Vox Day! Like, whatever, girl! Ten years don’t… mean… nothing! Sashay, snap! Oh… and by the way, I can get silly little books banned now, so watch out!”
-Brianna Scalzi
Up to 147-time Hugo-nominated author of Old Trope’s War

“Harrumph!”
-George R.R. Moretons
Bestselling author of A Game of Rapes

“Nice job you’ve got there, oppressor. Funny, I happen to have your home address handy. Your daughter’s in middle school, right? And oh look, your boss’s phone number…”
-Sam Piddle
Respected columnist for Stawker Media