Terribly Helpful Hints about Everything That Matters: feel good now about health, pets, parenting, therapy, spirituality & rejection

Terrible advice for managing everything that matters in life, from pets and parenting to health and therapy and spirituality, with a bonus section for writers facing rejection. Advice is only useful when asked for, and you didn't, so bear that in mind. On the other hand, it's a joyful act to reject advice of any kind, and laughing about anything is a good move.