Happy Hallowthanksmas: Humor for the "Holidaze"

In this collection of holiday stories you will find the award-winning author's previously published Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween tales, plus three new essays. From garage sale presents nobody wants, to desserts no one should attempt to cook from scratch, Estill, author of Idiots and Children, dishes out her wacky brand of advice. If you've ever wondered why men and malls don't mix or what your giftwrap reveals, you will find those answers inside.

Don't miss the recipe for Bourbon Turkey Bliss. "Bake turkey in an oven roasting bag at 325 degrees for approximately 1/2 hour per pound. That's the turkey's weight, not yours." And if you've ever wondered what to do during those last six days of the year, when "the Christmas tree threatens to turn your house into an apocalyptic inferno, the kids won't go back to school for another week, and, Lawd-o-mercy, you're out of patience---and booze," you'll find some wacky suggestions.