Someone Has to Save the Earth

Morris Blazik, the hero of Someone Has to Save the Earth, thinks he’s a gigantic flop. But really, he’s destined to save the planet.

He just doesn’t know it yet. 

He also doesn’t know that his DNA has been rearranged. And that he’s part extraterrestrial, part human. 

The time to tell Morris has come, and not a moment too soon. Someone is planning to wipe out all life on Earth and turn the planet into the galaxy’s largest outlet mall. A week from next Thursday. Right after I Love Lucy. 

Everything is going according to plan. A massive star has gone supernova. Wormholes are opening. Humans are being blasted off toilets in Beverly Hills. And incompetent assassins from planet Goron are accidentally killing themselves with exploding ink pens and ejector seats.

Okay, so not everything is going according to plan.

But Earth is still in grave danger. And all that stands between it and total catastrophe are four intrepid life forms. Stan Parallax, a stylish, extraterrestrial eco-terrorist. ZoZo Zzyzx, a female goth-reptilian investigative reporter with a Mohawk. Grabelfrob, the galaxy’s smartest life form—who happens to be dead. And a very reluctant Earthling, Morris Blazik.  

This isn’t going to be easy.