The Drunken Wizard (A Funny Fantasy Short Story)

Here the gentle reader will find the comical, action-packed tale of Baldric Bendibar, the not-so-heroic wizard. Old, gaunt, and frequently drunk, he snores happily in a tall, crooked tower. His life's ambition is reduced to simply enjoying a long, peaceful retirement. But King Reggor has other plans, and one sunny morning, Baldric's drunken dreams are shattered by an attacking army. Hung over and aching in every creaking joint, the old wizard rolls out of bed as he decides his life is worth one last fight.

Join his adventure and see a world of wizardry never seen before! Chuckle as spells have bizarre effects, and gape in awe as Baldric stumbles into battle, narrowly escaping death. In this medieval world of magic and wonder, surprises are hidden at every bend, and not even a wizard is safe from harm, especially a drunken one.