Milly and Johnny Go To Church...%^&*$ (DON'T LICK THAT! Book 1)

All I wanted was to go to church to refresh my mind and enjoy the peace and quiet for a short time. %^&*$!. Things don't always go to plan though, as you are well aware if you have small children. Milly and Johnny sure make going to church quite an event. Unfortunately, Daddy wasn't much help on this occasion.

Have you ever tried to chat on the phone for five minutes while keeping a close eye on one or more kiddies, and tried three or more times to successfully complete one sentence without having to stop a child from eating the cat, cutting a sibling’s hair, or licking….something? Yep, I can relate!