Keith Ramsbottom (Episode V): Attack of the Scones

It’s the swinging sixties. AD 63 to be precise. In Roman-occupied Britannia, rebel leader Keith has the bright idea of forming a musical group, which will make him and his fellow rebels famous and rich and most importantly increase his chances of ever kissing a girl. He has the less bright idea of naming this group after his favourite insects: The Earwigs.
As leader of SORE, West Kent’s 26th largest resistance group, Keith decides to travel to the land of fearsome bearded women- the North. Here he hopes to find other Ramsbottoms to forge a rebel alliance. What he actually discovers is lots of people who talk funny and who eat something that looks and tastes like rock- the humble scone.

If music be the food of love, the inhabitants of Effluvium are about to starve.

The fifth in a trilogy of six.