Mystery : Cozy Mystery: Here Comes The Santa Claus ( suspense, mystery, short reads) (cozy, thriller, short stories)

Kerry sprang her little astonish on me the prior week Christmas. Furthermore, the most exceedingly terrible thing about it was, I was no more fat. The forty-pound bowlful of jam that had once hung over my belt was a distant memory. "That doesn't make a difference," she said.
"You can wear a pad."
"Why me?" I said.