The TAO of Da-da: or, "Strong Winds CAN Blow All Day Depending on How Much Sugar Has Been Ingested"

The Tao of who? The how of what? The Tao of Da-da! In which it is revealed that one of the world's great faux-Taoist parenting masters isn't Chinese, or a venerable philosopher -- or even conscious -- but is in fact none other than that effortfully calm, barely living, and marginally reflective award-winning parenting bloggist, A Man Called Da-da (aka, Gary Clemenceau)!

Glimpse the secret parenting wisdom of The TAO of Da-da:

Empty your mind of all thoughts / Like you had any left?
Let your heart be at peace / but try to stay conscious.
Watch the turmoil born of Small Beings / but only contemplate using the duct tape...

The Tao of Da-da marries a haggard dad's hilarious, self-deprecating view of his own role with The TAO te Ching, along with select funniness from his award-winning parenting-humor-and-horror blog "Triumph of a Man Called Da-da." In truth, every day you survive as a parent is atriumph, and somewhere in there is The Way, or The TAO of Da-da.