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I'm Erica: The Greatest Woman In The World (DLC novel)

Book Details

ISBN / ASINB01AB29HYQ
ISBN-13978B01AB29HY0
Sales Rank2,223,572
MarketplaceUnited States  🇺🇸

Description

Meet Erica, the greatest woman in the world. She is a cheerleader, a prom queen, a genius, but at the same time caring, loving, and tender.
She also carries a gun.


Episode 1: Latte For School


When her coffee gets spilled at school but the local cafe doesn’t make her favorite latte, Erica decides to change the shop into an Astrobucks franchise. But will she succeed when the grumpy old owner refuses to sell his life’s work, when the local community opposes her efforts and when she needs to find someone to actually run the joint?

The Amazon exclusive book with regularly updated downloadable content you only need to buy once.
Written as world history unfolds. The first DLC novel, ever.

FAQ


What is a DLC novel?
Borrowing a term from gaming, DLC means downloadable content. Instead of asking for more purchases for new content, this book is updated automatically by the tiny magical elves that work hard in Amazon.com. (OK, you actually need to enable the feature. You can do this by going to Manage Your Content and Devices and clicking on Automatic Book Update under the Settings tab. See the instructions here http://www.mythographystudios.com/dlc/).

Where is the rest of the novel?
It is unfolding along with current events in the world. With a single purchase you get all future updates, guaranteed. Amazon informs you with an email when that happens. We’ll probably tweet and Instagram about it also.

What if you suddenly decide to charge extra for new chapters?
We won't. Pinky swear.

The price has gone up! Will I get charged more?
No, if you have purchased the novel once, then it’s yours. Forever. Only late-pansies will pay extra.

I found a spelling error!
You must be mistaken. Erica does not make spelling errors.

Hey! Does "I'm Erica" mean-
Yes. I'm surprised it took you so long to see through a thinly-veiled metaphor.

Hey, that thing at that page doesn't make any sense.
Erica doesn't care what you think. Erica is awesome.

Is there a reason this book is only on Amazon?
Yes. The technology that allows you handle a dynamically expanding book is simply not found in other companies. Sorry, the elves. The elves are not found in other companies.

But I want to buy this book on some other e-tailer!
Sucks to be you. This eBook will always be Amazon-exclusive. Amazon has space rockets man. What do the others have? Nothing.

I'm offended by this book.
That's not a question.

What would you say if I said I was offended by this book?
Don't buy it. Ask for a refund. Keep your head in the sand. Nobody cares.

If I threaten with a negative review will you change what offends me about it?
Nope. Please do.

Is this a graphic novel?
Not yet.

What's Erica's last name?
Sheesh... It's just Erica man. What's Madonna's last name?

I don't like Erica.
Don't feel bad. Nobody does.

How can Erica be the greatest woman in the world?
Read this and find out.

Wait! *sly grin* Is this book getting fatter?
You snatched the point out of thin air! Get it? Thin- Nevermind.

How can you be sure this is the very first DLC novel?
Because we googled really-really hard.

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